Joke of the Day

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,

"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Skin Cancer and Caffeine

Very Interesting Article!! Enjoy

http://health.yahoo.com/news/healthday/caffeinemayoffersomeskincancerprotection.html

From the Secret Faults

I was going thru some boxes of pictures that were recent recovered from an undiscoled location. They had been missing since my mom passed avay in 2002. Luckily they were in prefect condition.

How times have changed? I finally grew into my body, Heather got rid of her dresses, Paddy shaved the mop, and Biddy became a thru P I M P!!!

The Dirty Deeds Exposed

It seems like the dirty deeds of the Big Banks that received government bailout money are finally coming to light. It’s a shame that they were not exposed prior to the raping of the tax payers.

The Big Banks are dumbfounded as to why they have lost millions and continue to do so. Part of their problem is "karma" is catching up to them. They are finally getting what they deserve.

How can they screw us Americans by unethical practices, but then expect the people they have screwed to give them money to bail themselves out of the mess? These big Banks can layoff American workers and then turn around and attempt to bring in foreign workers at a "discounted" salary. They can conveniently pay millions of dollars in bonuses to undeserving executives prior to cashing their bailout checks

I found the below news story just another reason to stop giving these dumbasses more money. It’s like they are being rewarded for their stupidity!



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Oneyla Juliet Wolfe

Making her entrance Saturday January 24 @ 9:50am. She topped the scales @ 8 lbs 6 oz and 19 in long.

Laugh of the Day

Happy New Year 2009

I have never understood the big fuss about making New Year's Resolutions. About half of the world will attempt to make some type of New Year Resolution. Now research has shown that by the end of January 1/3 of the resolutions will be ignored or forgotten and by mid-year only about 1/4 of the resolutions will be actively worked on. IMO, I think people make unrealistic or unattainable goals. We should start small and progressively set bigger goals.

As for me, I plan on setting 1-3 reasonable goals. One of my lofty goals will be to attempt to get my Fat Ass in shape. The below picture will be my motivation.

Christmas 2008

Another fun filled Christmas weekend comes to an end. The Christmas of 2008 turned out to be a good one for the boys.

My favorite present was given to me from Jordan...Duct Tape.

2 Bailouts down....How many more to go? Its anyones guess?

It was no surprise that the government approved another corporate bailout for the domestic automakers. Of course it was much smaller than the one the banks received, but still it came at the cost of the hard working American taxpayers. It goes to show that these companies are not management effectively. A company should be prepared for tough times and not expect Uncle Sam to help them out due to lack of fiscal planning

I think it would be better suited for the government to help the taxpayers that are keeping this debt ridden nation afloat. Why is it that big Corporate Executives can continue to draw large salaries/bonuses, use private jets and other luxury wants but come crawling to the government for money. Yes, it sounds like the government welfare program that continues to provide for lazy people that refuse to work or find ways to make money that is undetected to the government and have the government help them live high on the hog.

Maybe these corporations that are begging for money should tighten their belts and slash waste. Stop giving bonuses and stock options when the company's performance does not warrant it. The executives that are making unexcuseable large salaries should take a pay cut to help the company save money. You don’t need millions of dollars a year to feed your family of 4.

REMEMBER ALL YOU HARD WORKING AMERICANS, KEEP WORKING MILLION OF AMERICANS ARE DEPENDING ON US SO THEY CAN CONTINUE TO BE LAZY AND RIP THE GOVERNEMENT OFF AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF US.

Watch Out!!!

I wanted to share this clip from a recent soccer game I attended. Keep your eye on what happens to the ball when it goes out of bounds and is put back into play