Ho Ho Ho...Merry Christmas!!!

This was quite the evenful Christmas. Trying to manage 2 boys ripping open their Christmas gifts. You would think that they were looking for gold. Regardless of the 30 min chaotic event, it was nice to see the boys excited and happy with what Jolly Ol Saint Nick left them.

The Wedding Dance

I was at my cousin's wedding, when the bride and groom managed to pulled of this dance.

Sympathy Please!!!

I had the unfortunate luck hurting my knee while stumbling of the curb while being drunk. LOL I recently joined an over 30 Co-Ed Soccer League. During my last game I hurt my knee 1/2 way thru my game. Somehow while making a save, a chic on the other team ran into my leg. I didn’t think much of it. I taped my knee and continued playing. Upon professional evaluation, it was determined that I tore MCL. This was not what I was hoping to here. Because of this I get to take an unexpected break from playing soccer.

The First Snow of the Season

Well, it snowed yesterday. I guess that would be a bit of an understatement considering that we got about 8 inches of the cold, wet stuff.

I have the joyous opportunity of shoveling snow with Jordan. You would think after living here in Utah for 30 yrs I would know the proper way to clear snow off of the driveway and sidewalk. Wrong!!!

Jordan was the foreman of this simple task. It was comical to see a grown 4 yr old shout out orders on where to shovel and toss the snow. After an hour of slow paced snow removal we had cleared the driveway and the sidewalk.

I have to thank Jack Frost for nipping and Jordan's fingers. At least that was the excuse he gave me when it was time to quit and go inside.

Just Another Blonde Joke

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with
him.

He takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
"What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,
"What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the
a partment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like
that.
The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
after I saw how short the fuse was."

Oops!!!

A nice quiet night was interrupted when my nephew wanted to show me how he could hide a penny in his mouth. After some begging and bribing, I was almost able to convince him to spit the penny out. As I went in for an attempt to grab it, Brycen swallowed it because he didn't want me to get it. LMAO!!! As me and Charlie took him to the ER, we had him beleiving that the Drs would have to cut his stomach open to get the penny. As he sat on the Xray table and screamed as the Xray came dow, we finally told him its ok and the Dr will not cut him open.
***Note to Parents....Don't try to make your child regurgitate after swallowing a non-food item. The ER doctor said its better to let the swallowed item run thru the bowels if it is not poisonous.***

A slight Mis-Understanding

Lulu was a prostitute.

One day there was a raid.

All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.

Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.

Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.

Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.

He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!"

The cop fainted............

Joke of the Day

Lulu was a prostitute.

One day there was a raid.

All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.

Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.

Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.

Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.

He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?"

She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!"

The cop fainted............

Dentist Check-Up

Jordan managed to get a clean bill of health.

After a somewhat traumatic experience with his first cavity, Jordan managed to have no cavities. And yes, daddy rewarded him for the positive outcome and saving money too.

New Addition

So I broke down and gave in.

We got a dog for Jordan. The lil wirey haired dog was given to him on his 4th birthday.

Just after I got done potty training one kid, another comes along.